Beware! This house is protected by Nerf N-Strike! (or a cheap knock-off)
(note: that is a half-eaten dog bone at the bottom of the picture--not a phallic symbol)
Oh, thank you
so much Santa for bringing our rowdy boys these weapons of mass destruction...we now find foam bullets stuck to our windows, pictures, fireplace, light fixtures, and hiding in places we never knew we had. One boy has almost shot the eye out of another, and we have to dodge bullets just to cross from the living room into the kitchen.
I know there are a lot of other parents out there who feel the same way. Still, I can't help but grab one of their guns and get in on the action. Before long we'll have mafia wars right here in our own home!
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