Brandon's Epic Novel

Once upon a time, my sweet, funny baby boy Brandon would bring home innocent but hilarious books from his school library. Here is what he brought home this week instead:

What's even funnier is this guy's website--check out the text version of his life here. Even though I totally rolled by eyes when Brandon brought this book home, I secretly love him for it because I get to see through the eyes of a child again and snicker at things like this.