Stuff Just Keeps Coming Out Of Our Mouths!

• "Who farted?" "It wasn't me--I ran out of gas."


• "Brandon, you can't bring that rock home. Millions of years from now, scientists will be confused how a Midlothian rock ended up in Gloucester."


• "You should've seen the big frog in the pond last year--he was big enough to eat! But that darn hawk beat me to it..."


• "Can you move your butt out of the way? It's blocking my signal."


• "It's disappointing to attack a booger and come out with nothing on your finger."


• "I have opposable thumbs. I use tools when I can."


• "Look Mom! I licked my eyeball!"