Some More Stuff from Our Mouths...and Our Relatives' Mouths

Things that came out of our mouths, or from our immediate relatives' mouths, over the holidays:

• Eat for two, fart for two.
• I'm a cowlick reader.
• I'm pretty sure Dorsey doesn't want my nose hairs on her grave.
• No, I'm pretty sure Dorsey doesn't want her grand-daughter to have nose hairs.
• It's not Christmas without Granny threatening to beat me over the head with a bean spoon.
• I'm gonna park as close to that f-ing cow as I can.
• You're thinking outside the box, Jen. That's not authorized in the Wrenn family.
• The words "fart" and "lust" shouldn't ever be used in the same sentence.