Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post.
- Last weekend while hanging out at Wal-Mart (like all good small-town rednecks do), a new product caught my eye. It was a bottle with a picture of a red-cheeked, cartoon monkey on it. And by red cheeks, I'm talking about butt-cheeks. "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder" Check it out. They even have a special product line for ladies.
- Speaking of Wal-Mart (also where many of our life stories originate), I will not be nagging Bryan to go with me anymore. He chased me around the store talking like Borat. Yes, really.
- Headline on my local news website: "Walking, Biking to Work Linked with Better Fitness". Really? Where do they come up with this stuff?--what a smart, original idea to make the front "page"...come on, people.
- Brandon was watching Bryan surf the internet. He asked what Bryan was looking at, and learned it was eBay. He said he didn't know what eBay was, but he heard it on Transformers (the first movie). The things kids pick up from the movies...kind of worrisome, just thinking about some of the little things they could have absorbed from some PG-rated movies we let them watch.
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