Here's what's come out of our mouths lately:
- You F-ing hooker! You know I say that with all the love in my heart.
- Let go of his noodle! You have your own to play with.
- *GASP* Chocolate Jesus is gone!!!
- I've caffeinated the fish in the river.
- Doing the dishes always makes me have to pee.
- It sounds like you're playing with your balls.
- Thanks God for my Olympic-strength butt-cheek--it's the only thing keeping me on this raft.
- Oh, no! I left my mustache at home! (coming from Granny)
- That llama has a better view than I do.
- Congratulations--you've got the highest fart in the family! (atop Pike's Peak)
- Hey, buddy--you're lucky I'm in a feminine wetsuit and unsure of myself.
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