More Musings from Bryan

I thought about this while making fried chicken last night: Do you think on planet Marklar that human meat fries better in a pan if they crack a open a couple of our embryos to dip us in beforehand?

And I wonder how expensive our meat is? Do those Marklar aliens run around trying to find the best price and evaluate buying thighs instead of breasts?

I wonder how much poop is transported across the country. I mean, we all loaded up on food the other day then hopped on a flight--and dropped our poop off in Texas. Do you realize how many people do that? That's a lot of moving poop.

What is the composition of a booger? Is it 60% mucus and the rest made up of dust and flies? If it's 90% mucus, that seems like a waste.