Monday, February 22, 2010

Pass the Xanax

Remember a few days ago when I let loose some pent up energy on the copier at work? I almost had another episode today... and because I don't carry a psychiatrist in my pocket (maybe I should?)--I have no pills that will magically make everything better. Or do I?

Check out my super-sized bottle of homemade Xanax! (It's even better than the knock-offs I could buy in Mexico!)



No longer will I sit and stew while listening to all those whiny men complain about following rules. Now I can sit back, pop one of my special pills, and soak in the chocolatey goodness--pretending to listen to complaints while getting lost in dreamy thoughts about chocolate...



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