This is an actual conversation that happened the other night at our dinner table:
Tyler: Why is this called a Butterfinger?
Tyler: Why is this called a Butterfinger?
Bryan: Because it comes from a finger.
Brandon: Like, a dead person's finger?
Bryan: Yes.
Tyler: A finger that tastes like butter?
Me: You didn't know that dead people's fingers turn into butter??
Brandon: No!
Me: That's what happens when you die--you turn into butter.
Tyler: Hmmm...this is really big to be a dead person's finger.
Brandon: The small Butterfingers look more like a dead person's finger.
Me: Not really!
Bryan: I don't even know where butter comes from--where does it come from?
Me: Seriously?!
Bryan: Yes! I don't know where butter comes from!
Me: It comes from a cow!! Don't you know that's what that antique churning thing is for at your parents' house? Turning milk into butter!
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