Some blogs I read post things like "
Things I May or May Not Have Said". Since I am a mom of three and married to the family clown, you'd think I have a lot of these things to repeat for you to laugh at. However, because I am a working mom of three--I can't remember ANYTHING. So here's a few things I have actually noted
and remembered in the last few months to make up a measly list of my own:
- We finally have all our children and animals circumsized, spayed and neutered.
- (Referring to a convertible speeding through traffic with something moving in the backseat): What is that? Falcor in the back?
- There's too many vaginas in here.
- My s#!t's gonna smell like toothpaste after this.
- Look at that big, sweaty ass-crack on TV. In HD.
- I'm gonna tell you a funny story about having a penis.
- I don't want anything off the menu that includes the word "steamers".
- Starbucks' new ad campain includes the word "BOOYAH"--this is the beginning of the end!
- I love the smell of my pee.
- Ah, all the mornings that Rick Astley has made magical.
- How many eggs does a chicken have inside at any one time? If I ran up and kicked a chicken, how many eggs would I crush?
- I wonder how many boogers there are out there? I bet there is a much higher booger density right here (at a major stoplight, as he flicks a booger out the window.)
1 comment:
LMAO (in Vietnamese)
I was thinking of putting a page like this in my blog, just couldn't come up with a name for it. :)
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