Apples and Wine

Since I will be gone for several days wrapping up my graduate degree, I have scheduled a few posts for everyone's enjoyment--mostly jokes and some videos of the kids. If I do happen to have time while away to do some writing, I'll break in and update everyone on how it's going.

And with that, this is the first scheduled post, something I received from my sister a while back:

But wait--there's more to it:
Now men...men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something accemptable to have dinner with.