Quotes from Graduation Weekend

Yeah, I'll get around to posting a bunch of stuff about my residency week and graduation when I get around to it (still decompressing from school, which involves avoiding the computer at home like the plague). To tide you over, here's some real quotes from my family while in DC for graduation--they may not be funny to some of you who weren't there, but they're good memories for us:

"Nothing like a good rain to wash out the bums" --Bryan, as it pours down rain

Tyler: "What's that noise?!" (as we ride the escalator out of the subway station)
Bryan: "IT'S THE ESCALATOR MONSTER!!"

Tyler: "How'd he get outside?" (as PaPa makes faces at the boys from outside the hotel window)
Bryan: "He crawled through the toilet and it dumped him outside!"

"I am Nick, Galactic Overlord of All Non-Sleeping Babies in the Universe!" --Bryan, as Nick watches his fussy, overtired baby cousin